10 Characteristics of a Typical Pakistani

So guys, here are 10 Characteristics of a Typical Pakistani. You may disagree but it doesn't matter... you can send us yours though.

1) Loves to talk; topic is not an issue… can talk for an hour on a technology which is not available yet.

2) Victim of either of the two complexes “I am the best” or “I am the worst”, hence never improves.

3) Thinks he knows American politics even better than Americans.

4) Undecided whether to love Osama Bin Laden or to hate him?

5) A conservative Muslim while discussing religion and liberal socialist while discussing socioeconomic issues.

6) Enjoys (in fact often misuses) both: the "freedom of expression” and the “expression of freedom”.

7) Will be happier if India looses a cricket match than Pakistan winning one.

8) Considers a social responsibility to abuse the government in general and the President in particular.

9) Forwards a message asking you not to forward a cheap message, next message forwarded will be a cheap one.

10) Hates democracy, but will vote the same political party always.

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