A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2

So People after the great success of "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters", Pakmetro Blog presents "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2"
Youngster 1: (On a bike, getting directions from another youngster) Assalam Alaikum Bhai.. Yaar yeh Kiran Hospital Kis taraf hai?
Youngster 2: Yaar Apko jaana kahan hai?
Youngster 1: Yaar Kiran hospital se thora aagay, phuppo rehti hain meri.
Younsfter 2: Bhai Mahajiron ke ilaqe mein ya Sindhion ke ilaqe main?
Youngster 1: Yaar pata nahin, flats hain wahan.
Youngster 2: Flaton per to pathanon ka qabza hai, aap kaun ho?
Youngster 1: Bhai mein to mahajir hoon.
Youngster 2: To Bhai is taraf se mut jao, Gulshan se nikal lo.
Youngster 1: Woh to Lamba par jayega.
Youngster 2: Yahan se jaonge to tum lambe par jaogay, mobile waghera bhi hoga?
Youngtser 1: Nahin wo, pichhli chowrangi pe chhin gaya. 125 per aaye thay 2 bande.
Youngster 2: Chalo yeh bhi achha hai, aik tension to kum hui. Paise waise to nahin ziada?
Youngster 1: Wallet bhi unhon ne hi lay liya, back pocket mein 50 rupe thay, wo Police walon ne lay liye, Mozon mein 40 rupe hain, uska petrol dalwana hai. Petrol Pump kahan hai?
Youngster 2: Agli chowrangi se pehley hai, lekin woh shayad kal ki Strike mein jala diya hai. Wapis laylo, waise Phuppo ke yahan ja kyun rahe thay?
Youngster 1: Yaar unke yahan beta hua hai, ammi ne mithai bhijwai thi, aur kuchh tasveerein bhi laani hai uski.
Youngster 2: To Skype per wish kardena, Ammi dekh bhi laingi bachchay ko, Warna Ghanta package per baat karwadena aur MMS ya Facebook per tasveerin mangwa lena, Mithai Courier se bhej dena... Sentiment waghera....
Youngster 1: Yeh baat Allah kare ammi ko samajh aajaye.... Khair Thanks yaar... waise hua kia tha yahan... strike kis baat ki thi???
Youngster 2: Pata nahin yaar... yahan to yehi hai, kal shayad Maulvion ki Strike hai, Abhi 2 petrol pump hain is ilaqe mein.
Moral of the story 1: Areas are now identified by ethnic divisions rather than their original names.
Moral of the story 2: Technology and life are very cheap in Pakistan.
Moral of the story 3: Moral of the story 1 & 2 are not a matter of worry for Pakistani youngsters.