A conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters

So people, since you have so much time to visit our blog and keep reading these useless posts... Here is another one.

A conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters

Youngster 1: Aur dada! kaisa hai??
Youngster 2: Mein set.. Tu suna...
Youngster 1: Bigg Boss dekha Kal???
Youngster 2: Nahin yaar... Abba pi gaye RGST ko... 9 baje baithe to 12 baje uthhey.... Tujhe pata hai kitne % tax dena parega phir??
Youngster 1: Pata nahin yaar... lekin jitna bhi dena parega ziada hi hoga... abe abhi hi itni mehngai hai... phir soch kia hoga???
Youngster 2: Fuzol mein IMF ki saari shartein maan rahe hain yaar.... Kerry Luger jo sign kia hai...
Youngster 1: Abe agar NRO se jo qarze maaf kiye hain, wo paise wapis mil jayen to 6 Kerry Luger bill ke jitne paise recover hongay....
Youngster 2: Nahin yaar????
Youngster 1: Abe haan.... magar koi poochhne wala hi nahin hai... jo dil mein aata hai karte hain yaar... Awam ka khoon pi gaye aur abhi bhi chain nahin hai.
Youngster 2: Laanat bhej yaar... Jitna socho utna tension barhta hai... yeh bata.. tu ne woh gulshan wali bachchi ka number diya tha na... wo mujh se miss ho gaya yaar... dobara bata zara....
Youngster 1: Abe wo mere doosri sim mein hai... ghar pe pari hai.
Youngster 2: Chal chalte hain tere ghar
Youngster 1: Abe pagal hai kia.. baad mein lay lio...
Youngster 2: Abe chal na... Pepsi pilaoonga tujhe..
Youngster 1: Pakka??
Youngster 2: Pakka.....Youngster 1: Chal.....

Moral of the story: They discussed 4 major issues i.e. "Kerry Luger Bill", "NRO", "RGST" and "Gulshan wali Bachchi ka number", and the one they took seriously and practically did something to solve it was "Gulshan Wali bachi ka number".


Here is the 2nd part
A Conversation between two Pakistani youngsters 2