How to support a corrupt government: For beginners

Well people, here we will discuss easy steps to learn how to support a corrupt government. This tutorial is for beginners as some youngsters are finding it difficult to support the current corrupt government in Pakistan. In order to support a corrupt government you must have…

a)         A corrupt government 

            (you can find it easily in any third world country)

b)        Illiterate population
            (in Pakistan’s case, you can consider the literate ones also) 

c)        Patience (or ignorance)

Once you have all three elements above you are ready to support a corrupt government. Please follow these simple steps below.

Step 1: No matter how corrupt your political party is, always support the party representing your cast, religion or ethnicity. Never listen to this patriotism bullshit.

Step 2: Defend your political party for all the wrong deeds, if any journalist/ media person criticizes your corrupt leader, make it a national issue, burn buses and flags, block roads, stage rallies. Hence harm the public property and mean no harm to the leader or the journalist.

Step 3: Have your own definition of Corruption, never accept that bribing a Policeman, taking prints from an office printer or using office phone for personal calls, are types of corruption. Avail corruption opportunities wherever available and blame government for endorsing corruption on a higher level (Since you cant avail it)

Step 4: When electricity or petrol prices go high or a new tax is implemented, and you feel tensed while watching news anchors condemning the government move, switch to any Indian channel, watch Star Parivar Awards or any senseless comedy movie like Dabangg and laugh out louder to relax.

Step 5: When you are agitated by the additional taxes and hence overall inflation never think of a demonstration or to condemn the government move at any level, just think “I am not the only one paying these taxes. Why doesn’t anyone else oppose this?? I am just a common man, what can I do?? etc.”

We believe following these steps will make it easier for you to support the current or any corrupt government. Please contact us at pakmetroblog@gmail.com for any complains and do let us know if you have other ways of supporting the corrupt government. We will keep posting more “HOW TOs” like this.

Muhammad Khawar
Pakmetro Blog

Things will never be the same

"I don't think anybody will fully recover," President Asif Ali Zardari conceded to a group of journalists, after the flood. He most certainly won't. As the floods hit, his administration came under attack for failing to respond to the needs of the 20 million people affected. Rescue and relief efforts were extremely slow; nearly 14 million affected by the floods, many Pakistanis are wondering why their government has not done more.
Many of us Pakistanis miserably admit that things have never been worse. A few live in the hope that the disaster will transform the country, Rather more Pakistanis, however, feel that there is no political leader able to channel those hopes. Indeed, some say that nothing can stop the nation from its depressing. But there is one thing that everybody agrees on: Pakistan will never be the same. Shock waves from the Great Flood of 2010 are being felt in politics, counter terrorism, the economy and the soul of a nation………..
More than 1,600 people have been killed and at least six million made homeless in Pakistan because of flood .The floods have changed many things in Pakistan. They have destroyed lives and livelihoods, stripped away infrastructure and shaken up the political establishment. It is not an understatement to say things in Pakistan will never be the same…………
Islam also teach us to be optimist in life , all of us have faith in GOD, but the GOD help those who helps themselves, so its time for all of us Pakistanis to being united and serve our country……InshaAllah one day we will able to change Pakistan's image very soon. And we will able to say “PAKISTAN IS CHANGED NOW”