A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2

So People after the great success of "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters", Pakmetro Blog presents "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2"
Youngster 1: (On a bike, getting directions from another youngster) Assalam Alaikum Bhai.. Yaar yeh Kiran Hospital Kis taraf hai?
Youngster 2: Yaar Apko jaana kahan hai?
Youngster 1: Yaar Kiran hospital se thora aagay, phuppo rehti hain meri.
Younsfter 2: Bhai Mahajiron ke ilaqe mein ya Sindhion ke ilaqe main?
Youngster 1: Yaar pata nahin, flats hain wahan.
Youngster 2: Flaton per to pathanon ka qabza hai, aap kaun ho?
Youngster 1: Bhai mein to mahajir hoon.
Youngster 2: To Bhai is taraf se mut jao, Gulshan se nikal lo.
Youngster 1: Woh to Lamba par jayega.
Youngster 2: Yahan se jaonge to tum lambe par jaogay, mobile waghera bhi hoga?
Youngtser 1: Nahin wo, pichhli chowrangi pe chhin gaya. 125 per aaye thay 2 bande.
Youngster 2: Chalo yeh bhi achha hai, aik tension to kum hui. Paise waise to nahin ziada?
Youngster 1: Wallet bhi unhon ne hi lay liya, back pocket mein 50 rupe thay, wo Police walon ne lay liye, Mozon mein 40 rupe hain, uska petrol dalwana hai. Petrol Pump kahan hai?
Youngster 2: Agli chowrangi se pehley hai, lekin woh shayad kal ki Strike mein jala diya hai. Wapis laylo, waise Phuppo ke yahan ja kyun rahe thay?
Youngster 1: Yaar unke yahan beta hua hai, ammi ne mithai bhijwai thi, aur kuchh tasveerein bhi laani hai uski.
Youngster 2: To Skype per wish kardena, Ammi dekh bhi laingi bachchay ko, Warna Ghanta package per baat karwadena aur MMS ya Facebook per tasveerin mangwa lena, Mithai Courier se bhej dena... Sentiment waghera....
Youngster 1: Yeh baat Allah kare ammi ko samajh aajaye.... Khair Thanks yaar... waise hua kia tha yahan... strike kis baat ki thi???
Youngster 2: Pata nahin yaar... yahan to yehi hai, kal shayad Maulvion ki Strike hai, Abhi 2 petrol pump hain is ilaqe mein.
Moral of the story 1: Areas are now identified by ethnic divisions rather than their original names.
Moral of the story 2: Technology and life are very cheap in Pakistan.
Moral of the story 3: Moral of the story 1 & 2 are not a matter of worry for Pakistani youngsters.

The Culprit Nation

The other day I visited my aunt and what I saw there was (may be) something of routine but I just......just felt ashamed of being what I am....I AM PAKISTANI...

I remember I read in my class 6th that Natural Gas reservoir at SUI are enough to fulfill our requirement for next 50 years....... Those 50 years turned out not even more than a decade..... The so called GREAT GAS RESERVOIR country is facing acute shortage of it.. That day my aunt's neighbor came to ask her for "wood" so that she could cook something.. now people do not ask for sugar or cup of milk from neighbors.... because we have progress so much that even in the capital of our country, people are cooking food on stoves with wood.....I have found that my village is even better than capital because there is no load shedding of gas (since there is no gas) and wood is easily accessible........"Shahpur Ubbah" turned out to be more prosperous than "Islamabad".......

The embarrassment did not finish there it even did not last when I paid 80 rupees/liter for petrol as a gift of new year, which was a testimony to the fact that we shall PROGRESS more in this year as well, and even not when I searched "pics of poor Pakistan" on Google......and there were thousands of them....

Where does the fault lie???????????

Is it Us or we should blame the government???? or both?????

I think BOTH.......rather its us.....we want democracy...bcoz we deserve them

Are we real a democratic country ????or its monarchy of so called THE PAKISTAN PEOPLE'S PARTY......

When a father dies his daughter takes over.....she is replaced by her husband and her son is next for this throne...........our fate is in their hand

The 18 year boy who does not know how to write Pakistan in its national language will decide faith of this country and its masses..........
he is our leader.... our fate lies in hands of most scandalous boy of Oxford University
we all know it but still he is our leader...

we are at fault.....not the government..... WE ARE THE CULPRIT...

Better Late Than Never....

The attached Video is worth a million words.......

Please be Vigilant while driving and do not drive

too fast that you can't control your vehicle.

Please Drive Safe because it is rightly said

"Better late than Never".

Video rights: ARY NEWS.