Tuesday, June 14, 2011
A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2
So People after the great success of "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters", Pakmetro Blog presents "A Conversation between two Pakistani Youngsters 2"
Youngster 1: (On a bike, getting directions from another youngster) Assalam Alaikum Bhai.. Yaar yeh Kiran Hospital Kis taraf hai?
Youngster 2: Yaar Apko jaana kahan hai?
Youngster 1: Yaar Kiran hospital se thora aagay, phuppo rehti hain meri.
Younsfter 2: Bhai Mahajiron ke ilaqe mein ya Sindhion ke ilaqe main?
Youngster 1: Yaar pata nahin, flats hain wahan.
Youngster 2: Flaton per to pathanon ka qabza hai, aap kaun ho?
Youngster 1: Bhai mein to mahajir hoon.
Youngster 2: To Bhai is taraf se mut jao, Gulshan se nikal lo.
Youngster 1: Woh to Lamba par jayega.
Youngster 2: Yahan se jaonge to tum lambe par jaogay, mobile waghera bhi hoga?
Youngtser 1: Nahin wo, pichhli chowrangi pe chhin gaya. 125 per aaye thay 2 bande.
Youngster 2: Chalo yeh bhi achha hai, aik tension to kum hui. Paise waise to nahin ziada?
Youngster 1: Wallet bhi unhon ne hi lay liya, back pocket mein 50 rupe thay, wo Police walon ne lay liye, Mozon mein 40 rupe hain, uska petrol dalwana hai. Petrol Pump kahan hai?
Youngster 2: Agli chowrangi se pehley hai, lekin woh shayad kal ki Strike mein jala diya hai. Wapis laylo, waise Phuppo ke yahan ja kyun rahe thay?
Youngster 1: Yaar unke yahan beta hua hai, ammi ne mithai bhijwai thi, aur kuchh tasveerein bhi laani hai uski.
Youngster 2: To Skype per wish kardena, Ammi dekh bhi laingi bachchay ko, Warna Ghanta package per baat karwadena aur MMS ya Facebook per tasveerin mangwa lena, Mithai Courier se bhej dena... Sentiment waghera....
Youngster 1: Yeh baat Allah kare ammi ko samajh aajaye.... Khair Thanks yaar... waise hua kia tha yahan... strike kis baat ki thi???
Youngster 2: Pata nahin yaar... yahan to yehi hai, kal shayad Maulvion ki Strike hai, Abhi 2 petrol pump hain is ilaqe mein.
Moral of the story 1: Areas are now identified by ethnic divisions rather than their original names.
Moral of the story 2: Technology and life are very cheap in Pakistan.
Moral of the story 3: Moral of the story 1 & 2 are not a matter of worry for Pakistani youngsters.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Rangers Killed a Youth in Karachi....Highly graphic and extremely violent! Viewer discretion is advised.
Rangers killed an "innocent-until-proven-guilty" boy in Karachi... Interestingly the first statement came off Rangers was it was a "typical encounter". Alhamdulillah this country now have the independent media and mobile phones with cameras and anyone's crimes will not be forgotten. Justice must be served! Criminals must be hanged, responsible must resign and this should happen ASAP!
Responsible should be hanged, they misuse their powers, they r here to protect us if forces start doing this who will guard us. The crying mother of the 20 year old Sarfaraz Shah was begging for the justice in a recent interview! Are we so dumb and deaf to wait until this happens with our sons and brothers?
Get up and raise your voices against these type of incidents...before (God Forbid) it happens to you or any of your friend.
Video Courtesy: Aawaz News.
Responsible should be hanged, they misuse their powers, they r here to protect us if forces start doing this who will guard us. The crying mother of the 20 year old Sarfaraz Shah was begging for the justice in a recent interview! Are we so dumb and deaf to wait until this happens with our sons and brothers?
Get up and raise your voices against these type of incidents...before (God Forbid) it happens to you or any of your friend.
Video Courtesy: Aawaz News.
Friday, May 27, 2011
Kharootabad Incident.......Brutality by Our Forces!!!!!!!!!!
I am shocked by seeing these Images. We all are responsible for this incident and all other incidents to come. No solid protest...No voices were heard against this incident, we all are sleeping as always. Its time for us to wake up otherwise it will be too late for our nation and for our country. Wake up and do justice to your vote, make these Politicians, these security forces accountable. We have given them the vote and we are equally responsible for their ill doings "Aik mazloom ka Qatl poori insaniyat ka Qatl hay". 6 innocent people are killed in this incident yet no one is dismissed or suspended from his service, neither the policemen nor the persons from FC, what a shame.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
The World Cup is over
Hello Hello Hello...
I am back... after a huge gape of World Cup... was some how exciting loved the fact that Pakistan was out of the tournament just 2 days before the tournament ended, would have been more exciting if we had had lost in the final... Lolz. Why am I thinking of loosing?? we might have won the WC if we had reached the final... anyways we lost and not due to the fact that we played badly but that India played better... I had received many messages through out the India Pakistan Semi Final (which I had anticipated) but the one's I enjoyed the most were the one's received after our defeat.... I would like to share some with you...
Messag 1: Ya Allah Kal Pakistan ke liye jo kuchh Parha gaya, aur jitni duain maangi gaeen uska sawab meri dadi ko Pohanche...(Hilarious) I salute the person's approach, not only did he accepted the fact that we are out of the tournament but he had that courage to laugh at our foolishness to pray for a Cricket Match which is only a game of professionalism.
Message 2: Misbah abhi tak pitch per khara hai aur poochh raha hai k doosri innings kub shru hogi?? Lolz... Please some one tell Misbah that it was an ODI and not a Test Match.
Message 3: (Received after India won the World Cup). "Allah Kare World Cup Toot Jaaye" I enjoyed the 1st one and this one the most... what an innocent curse... since our team and any team else couldn't do anything to stop the Indian march towards the World Cup, the prayer asks the Lord to break the trophy into pieces since he cannot bear the sight of Indians holding the trophy... I really enjoyed the Pakistani spirit to digest our defeat, rather India's success in the tournament. Almost all of us appreciated our teams efforts to reach the Semi Final stage. I didn't anticipated this sensible approach from our nation. I can say this with such confidence because I was there at the Karachi airport on the 1st of April when Afridi had to arrive from India... 4 AM in the morning and such a huge crowd for a captain who has lost a World Cup Semi Final that too against INDIA.... I spent almost 2 hours there at the airport... (No I was not there for Afridi, Afridi's arrival was a co incidence for me, I was there to welcome my would be father-in-law and Afridi's arrival was a bonus for me) there were hundreds of youngsters yelling "BOOM BOOM AFRIDI" wearing green T Shirts with their names on the back. They were there to welcome their captain, they were there to see just a glimpse of him, and they were there just to let him know that they support him, for all his wins and all his DEFEATS... I enjoyed the moment... The realization of the fact that my nation is sensible enough to accept the defeats (and that too the hardest ones) was phenomenal. I really loved those youngsters. This Wold Cup has taught us the lesson which we couldn't have learnt with out the defeat and that was "IN ORDER TO WIN, YOU MUST LEARN TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEATS "
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| April 1st 2011, Nation waiting for their Captain |
Messag 1: Ya Allah Kal Pakistan ke liye jo kuchh Parha gaya, aur jitni duain maangi gaeen uska sawab meri dadi ko Pohanche...(Hilarious) I salute the person's approach, not only did he accepted the fact that we are out of the tournament but he had that courage to laugh at our foolishness to pray for a Cricket Match which is only a game of professionalism.
Message 2: Misbah abhi tak pitch per khara hai aur poochh raha hai k doosri innings kub shru hogi?? Lolz... Please some one tell Misbah that it was an ODI and not a Test Match.
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| PAK VS INDIA: The match we lost, but celebrated the most. |
Message 3: (Received after India won the World Cup). "Allah Kare World Cup Toot Jaaye" I enjoyed the 1st one and this one the most... what an innocent curse... since our team and any team else couldn't do anything to stop the Indian march towards the World Cup, the prayer asks the Lord to break the trophy into pieces since he cannot bear the sight of Indians holding the trophy... I really enjoyed the Pakistani spirit to digest our defeat, rather India's success in the tournament. Almost all of us appreciated our teams efforts to reach the Semi Final stage. I didn't anticipated this sensible approach from our nation. I can say this with such confidence because I was there at the Karachi airport on the 1st of April when Afridi had to arrive from India... 4 AM in the morning and such a huge crowd for a captain who has lost a World Cup Semi Final that too against INDIA.... I spent almost 2 hours there at the airport... (No I was not there for Afridi, Afridi's arrival was a co incidence for me, I was there to welcome my would be father-in-law and Afridi's arrival was a bonus for me) there were hundreds of youngsters yelling "BOOM BOOM AFRIDI" wearing green T Shirts with their names on the back. They were there to welcome their captain, they were there to see just a glimpse of him, and they were there just to let him know that they support him, for all his wins and all his DEFEATS... I enjoyed the moment... The realization of the fact that my nation is sensible enough to accept the defeats (and that too the hardest ones) was phenomenal. I really loved those youngsters. This Wold Cup has taught us the lesson which we couldn't have learnt with out the defeat and that was "IN ORDER TO WIN, YOU MUST LEARN TO ACCEPT YOUR DEFEATS "
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